iWood3B

A couple of weeks back in NYC our friends there gave us some handy new gadgets to bring back home and entertain us. Brand spanking new iWood phones. Hand made and packed with apps for hours of mindless and socially awkward alienating entertainment.

Beyond the typical features of a Phone, Mail, Web and Music this baby has apps that come in useful when someone becomes as annoying as a 10 yr old with a gameboy, sitting there alone and laughing aloud at some funny youtube feature they just witnessed on their overly technological toy.

IWood apps include:
JUNK, TINY MAP, USELESS CRAP, KNOW-IT-ALL, MEETING IGNORE, FANTASY WORLD, TECH ADDICT, TELEPORTER, $TATU$ $YMBOL, GARAGE DOOR OPENER, DEATH, TIMEWASTER, BEAT DOWN, BORING, INVISIBILITY & FRIEND-BE-GONE.

Get one for yourself today!